]You tweet more about your robot than yourself./:m]
]You pass more time with your NAO than with your girlfriend/boyfriend./:m]
]All your friends need recharging./:m]
]You think about robot marriage./:m]
]You do the robot, but you are not dancing./:m]
]While other kids wanted to be Captain Apollo or Dr. Who, you wanted to be a Cylon or a Dalek./:m]
]Your robot is so popular, you think about hiring an agent./:m]
]You peed yourself when you heard about MyRobots./:m]
Feel free to add anything else you come up with 