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Not quite sure what something has to be to be a robot, however this table has some electromechanical bits, is powered by an Arduino and will almost certainly talk :) The basic idea is a coffee table that transforms into a poker table at the press of the button, which will talk to you as it transforms and will potentially have auto levelling legs.
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://community.robotshop.com/index.php/robots/show/robo-poker-table