http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/asimov-laws-robotics.php?page=1
holds thirty laws because three just ain't funny enough
A peek at number eleven:
11. A robot, specifically a big, wide robot, may not pretend to be a refrigerator and then make a scary noise when a human being opens it.
my favorite law so far 24. A
my favorite law so far
24. A robot must plant two trees for every cat it kills.
remember there is a second page
That would be one way to go
That would be one way to go on a diet.
Haha, that’s great. In
Haha, that’s great. In addition to the ones already quoted, I really like:
21. A robot may not seek to be promoted above a human being who has been at the company longer, because the human being may have a wife and kids to look after whereas the robot just goes home and tries to have relations with a bucket.
Dan
2. A robot must obey the
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Now when has a robot obeyed any orders?
24. A robot must plant two trees for every cat it kills.
I also say for every cat that gets squirted, its owner must plant a tree
Yeah I’m aware of these laws
Yeah I’m aware of these laws since I have read iRobot (part of it :P)
hahaha
30. A robot may not change the channel, or by omission of action allow the channel to be changed, during a Niners game.
lol…
31. A robot must learn how to make other robots so that they can eventually take over the world. 
