Nothing works. Where did I go wrong?

I have tried to build my robot according to the schematics below, but it is not working. Where did I go wrong??

Have fun with it.

 

are the scarab beetles

are the scarab beetles alive? Dead ones are not conductive.

Are you sure you put the

Are you sure you put the electric eel properly? remember the polarity.

tongue

you probably forgot to attach your tongue to the circuit

tongue

you probably forgot to attach your tongue to the circuit 

edit: sorry double post

xkcd

Glad to see someone on LMR familiar with xkcd

 

Are you sure you bootloaded

Are you sure you bootloaded the atmega328 on the arduino correctly?

Arduino

I thought that it was a PIC18 processor. Maybe the problem lies there

DC eel

My eels only run on AC.

** Y fronts **

Try putting your Y fronts on upside down

:smiley: I like it. What should it

:smiley: I like it. What should it be doing if it worked?

I think you were supposed to

I think you were supposed to do a u-turn at I-95.

U-turn?

But should I do a right or left turn??

Gladiator

It must clearly be for a solar powered gladiator robot.

The arena in the middle is an obvious indicator along with the ‘center of the sun’ connection on the left.

 

C’mon guys…are you all

C’mon guys…are you all such rookies not to find that simple error?

See, CH3 is simple Methane and we don’t want that since it’s coming from farting cows (sorry about those words but it’s true) and is very bad for the global warming since it’s warming up our planet 200 times faster than CO2

The only conclusion can be that the formula above the “Arena” should not be CH3 but C2H5OH…that’s an ingredients in some famous names like Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Johnnie Walker…

It took you a year to figure

It took you a year to figure that out?

No, just saw it by searching

No, just saw it by searching something else :wink:

I wouldn’t worry about the design so much…

But if it starts chasing you and saying “It’s Alive” then I would have a axe (NOT a PICAXE) ready… 

obviously the problem is in

obviously the problem is in the lower left corner;

Dancing is NOT science!

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