Lazer Tower #1 Online !

Posted on 19/09/2010 by GroG
Modified on: 13/09/2018
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  Flash News Bulletin -  A Nasty Horde of Soccer Robots are on route from China to Denmark !   We peek in on a commander yelling at a sergeant somewhere over the internet tubes. commander:  Sergeant, I need you to get into MK I Lazer Tower #1 and knock out that robot soccer horde pronto !sgt: But SIR, I have never trained on that unit before ?!?commander:  I don't give marshmallow's teet, now get your ass in that thing before I vaporize you on the spot ...


Lazer Tower #1 Online !

 

Flash News Bulletin -  A Nasty Horde of Soccer Robots are on route from China to Denmark !

 

We peek in on a commander yelling at a sergeant somewhere over the internet tubes.

commander:  Sergeant, I need you to get into MK I Lazer Tower #1 and knock out that robot soccer horde pronto !
sgt: But SIR, I have never trained on that unit before ?!?
commander:  I don't give marshmallow's teet, now get your ass in that thing before I vaporize you on the spot !
sgt: YES SIR !

This is it.  A 100' climb on a perilous ladder and you throw yourself into the cockpit of the giant lazer canon. I can't believe this, you repeat to yourself.  I don't know how to work this thing.  How the hell am I going to figure this out?  You fumble around with some of the switches, and the console lights up with a login & password prompt.  You swiftly type in your name and guess a password.  It worked! Your in !  Then ......

Sparks and smoke !  Wires fall from the ceiling. "What a piece of shit", you say to yourself and curse the malevolent engineers who made this pile of junk.  Oh well, here goes nothing. 

Your Mission if You Choose :

1. login with your lmr handle
2. figure out some of the secret key strokes (credits to Darwin Bot & rik for the idea !)
3. report bugs, strange behavior, lewd and lascivious actions ! 
4. comment & screen print some of your successes !
5. suggest how we can make a better, less "piece of shit"  lazer tower MK II. 

GOOD LUCK Sergeant !

For Video & Audio - go to http://www.ustream.tv/channel/myrobotlab

For control go to  http://70.59.157.45

Picture of Crap MK I Lazer Tower

 

Shoots robot soccer players

  • Actuators / output devices: 2 X Servos
  • Control method: MyRobotLab - SoccerGame / Player Java Remote Applet GUI
  • CPU: Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.20GHz, 2 cores
  • Operating system: Fedora Core 13
  • Power source: ATX PSU 220W
  • Programming language: Java
  • Sensors / input devices: Logitech Camera, EZ1 Sonar, IR Module, 3D - Accelerometer
  • Target environment: Danish soccer stadiums
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