Check out this recent TED talk for a robot comedian!
http://www.ted.com/talks/heather_knight_silicon_based_comedy.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu_kBW_KSmsCheck out this recent TED talk for a robot comedian!
http://www.ted.com/talks/heather_knight_silicon_based_comedy.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu_kBW_KSmsThe video was good, but,
a 3 minute commercial for a 6 minute video? How sad.
**Nice⊠**
Unfortunately I couldnât focus on the robotâŠ
Robot Jokes
"Waiter! Waiter! Whatâs this robot doing in my soup?"
"It looks like heâs performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."
A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash.
Bartender says, "Hey, we donât serve robots."
And the robot says, âOh, but someday you will.â
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Q: Why did the robot cross
Q: Why did the robot cross the road?
A: It was programmed by the chicken.
Lie Detector Robot
John was a salesmanâs delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. âWhere have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?â asked John.
âSeveral of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,â said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. âSon,â said John, âthis robot is a lie detector. Now tell us where you really were after school.â
âWe went to Bobbyâs house and watched a movie.â said Tommy. âWhat did you watch?â asked Marsha. âThe Ten Commandments,â answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, âI am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.â
âI am ashamed of you son,â said John. âWhen I was your age, I never lied to my parents.â
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, âBoy, did you ever ask for that one! You canât be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!â With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
A man of my ilk.
Ahh, cute nerdy girls. Love 'em. Even when wearing a slip cover for a recliner.
cant watch it, at school
A robotic arm gets sent to prison what happens?
It now has 0 degrees of freedom.Â
Ha ha! I saw you (I assume)
Ha ha! I saw you (I assume) pitch that one in the Shout Box, but you never delivered the punch line. Glad you added this one.