You guys are cute, but I cary around a single word that protects me quite well:
Judo.
As luck would have it, friends of my family stole all my time, so I didn’t get a chance to start the servo calibration.
I did, however, just finish taking a bunch of lovely pics for you guys:
When Officer Kitten pulled over this shady character for speeding, she had no idea just how much this speeding suspect was carrying!
Reaching into the suspect’s front pocket, Kitten finds blackmarket servo wires as well as a loaded servo.
Of course, this suspect has filed a counter-suit against said police officer, acusing her of “racial profiling”.
A picture of the arrest was taken by a nearby security camera:
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This one’s from a recent photo shoot for an upcoming Calvin Klein’s catalog.
In today’s day in age, clothing designers are being forced into producing clothing that’s become more and more skimpy.
Rather than an exception, this photo seems to be a prime example of this well-known cliche.
This particular clothing designer prefers to call his creation, “risque mist”.
More level-headed persons would call it just frankly naked:
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Hey, that’s my seat!
It’s times like this where I wonder who’s really the master:
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I know I designed him to be apelike and all, but this is just carrying it a little too far:
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I suppose I shouldn’t have told him to “just hang out for a sec” while I got my serial cable:
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Well, everyone hates a cliffhanger ending.
But, have you ever thought how the guy hanging from that cliff must feel?!
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Yep.
Midget hates to brag, but he sure has been hittin’ the gym a lot, recently.
::flexes::
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So, you always wondered what a “practical” application for a small humanoid biped would be?
Why, a lightweight bowling ball, of course!
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The time was year 2006 when an evil scientist’s lifetime creation finally came to fruitition.
“It’s alive… It’s really alive!”
“Muahahaha!”
Reeking havoc through the countryside, this incarnation of pure evil stood unopposed.
Out of the ashes of destruction, born from the tears and blood of those who suffered and died rose a hero.
A hero who’s destiny would eventually fulminate in a confrontation of epic proportions, the likes of which this universe has not, nor will likely ever see again.
This hero, this potent vessel of etheric power is none other than Fluffy the Robot Slayer.
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